#instant brainrot

[anrisimps]

Ch 562

Yuder wondered what else Gakane could have on his mind, sensing that it was something entirely different. After a moment of hesitation, Gakane clenched his fist and spoke. "What do you think, would Sir Nathan Zuckerman be willing to teach me swordsmanship?" "Nathan Zuckerman?" "During this mission, I noticed... he's incredibly skilled with a sword! I've never seen a knight so proficient."

I GIGGLED SO LOUDLY OH GOD NATKANE BRAINROT IS REAL

[shioaoi]

So I was taking photos of all the Costa Del Sol outfits for future drawing references and noticed this small charm on the back of Aeriths swimsuit 💕

[queermikewheelertruther]

Imagine if the guns shot above our heads and then like we kissed as though nothing could fall and the shame was on the other side

[ddarker-dreams]

blade's love language is threatening violence against those who have harmed you (perceived or otherwise).

[0509-brainrot]

it's literally them

[melancholitas]

Idk why but it would've been awesome if the Swallow Island gang would speak in Kansai-ben to each other. It's such a warm, homely, endearing dialect and would've very befitted the joyous banters between these goofballs. Still love their voices, but it's a missed opportunity imo. They'd do the best involuntary Manzai (comedy) and I need that in my life now. Compared to Penguin and Shachi, who probably grew up with it, Bepo had to learn the little twists and variations in their youth. But now he breathes it, loving it dearly and making him only more adorable. Especially when he's angry. So Law, albeit knowing how to speak the dialect, prefers the others speaking it, but slips into his home dialect from time to time. It's similar but has his own distinct flair to it. Only when they manage to get their Captain truly waisted and sentimental, he'd pull up with the thickest Kansai-ben of them all. The image of 4 grown ass adults sobbing because of that shouldn't be such an adorable image... It's also rather dorky, because the other Hearts all have their own home dialect and still try to get the hang of it. So the little misunderstandings or full blown confusion erupting from time to time will surely create some fond memories. Well, sounds like I found myself yet another headcanon. And hopefully many more to come!

[rebelwithoutabroom]

I think that sam would love to have an excuse to die for dream. he's loyal to a fault and wants to prove himself to dream. at first dream doesn't notice but as his allies die or disappear he sees sam as the last standing rock to ruin

EXACTLYYYY imagine sam silently bleeding as hes standing guard over dream and their eyes catch and AAAHHHH sam would be the perfect guard dog and when dream has to flee bc of *assassination attempt #3* sam goes with him bc theres no way hes letting anyone else handle dream's safety

[firephoenix2305]

So, it was my birthday recently; and one of my gifts were these beautiful earrings:

Which are, in fact, supposed to be two leaves: one white and one black. And that's it. But the person who gifted me them didn't know about my lil itty bitty Good Omens obsession.

And evidently the brainrot turned on INSTANTLY and I was internally screaming "IT'S THEM IT'S THEM IT'S THEM"

So yeah, basically now I have lil angel and demon earrings which were not at all supposed to be demon and angel earrings :)

'm the happiest bean in the world right now :')

<3

[maxiwaxipads]

Arupek sets off to leave Tuxedo Sam's Kingdom! What's left is preparations before continuing the journey!

Tuxam - “…Restocked rations. Check! Clothing…? We shouldn’t be too careless. Here. I’ll put extra layers for you.” Arupek - “I guess there isn’t harm with a few more layers!” Aurpek - “But Tuxam, aren’t you going to be cold as well?” Tuxam - “Me? I’m quite used to the cold at this point!” “I’ll be fine even if I had minimum clothing on.” Tuxam - “If it’s fine with you, I’d like to accompany you until we’ve reached [Route 1].” “The SEEDs surrounding milord’s territory are dangerous and aren’t the kinds to take alone!” Arupek - “But what if SEEDs attack the kingdom while you’re away?” Tuxam - “That’s why I’ll take you from [Route 1].” “The SEEDs rarely make it across the kingdom, but that doesn’t mean I should be careless.” “I’d take you further… But after recent events, I shouldn’t…” Tuxam - “It isn’t too far from the kingdom, and if I sprinted, I could likely make it in time.” “But if you’re underestimating this kingdom, I’ll abandon the thought of helping you in the first place!” Arupek - “I’m thankful for your help!” Aurpek - “Let’s go fishing the next time!” “I want to try the fish in your kingdom.” Tuxam - “With… Me?” Arupek - “Who else am I talking to?” “You’ve been so reliable, and helped me so far!” Tuxam - “I’ll have to find time in my schedule!” “Send me yours, and let’s see what we can do.” Arupek - “It might be hard right now…” Tuxam - “N—Not now! Later!” “Let’s go already!” Tuxam - “(But… Am I sure he’s only interested in the fish or…?)” “(No! Now’s not the time!)”

(Additional Information/Tangents):

I like to imagine Tuxedo Sam’s kingdom sits in a snowy landscape, with the capital being a walled city that protects itself from SEEDs (physically sturdier than most, but weaker against magic).

I like to think the answer to Tuxam’s question is both! Arupek genuinely admires everyone in Noir Bouquet and isn’t afraid to express that.  A really passionate guy! Arupek wants to meet Tuxam on a better note and also try the local fish in the region.

"[Route 1]" is a placeholder because I don't have a name, and it'll probably never have a name... or maybe it's an unintentional pokemon reference...

Arupek - “I know! We should go ice fishing!” “At your lord’s kingdom! Wait—Wait! Maybe we can even invite Lord Pekkle and Lord Tuxedo Sam as well?” Tuxam - “Hm… I’m not against the idea, but it might be cold.” “Are you sure?” Arupek - “How can I not be?” “This is time we can spend together!” “Oh!” “What are you thinking, Tuxam?” Tuxam - “There’s a place I’ve been thinking about…” “Have you heard of the Tuxedo Sam comics?” Arupek - “I’ve heard of it!” Tuxam - “You have!?” “That’s amaz—Ahem. In comic issue #37, Tuxedo Sam and the Hidden Lake; milord, Tuxedo Sam stubbles onto a lake upon accident.” “To much of his surprise, the fish there are purely yellow and resemble gold!” “It is greatly described in detail and said to be quite exceptional in taste!” “Finding this lake… I always wanted to do it!” Arupek - “A hidden lake with golden fish with exceptional taste!?” “I’m drooling!” Tuxam - “Wipe it with this.” (Hands a handkerchief) Arupek - “Oh! I didn’t mean it like that, but I’ll produce a little bit of drool so it can be of use.” Tuxam - “Make sure to return it clean the next time.” Arupek - “I will!”

(Weeks Later)

Tuxam - “What is… That?” Arupek - “A cooking set!” “If we’re set to eat yellow fish with a golden look with exceptional taste, we have to eat them in every way possible!” “You know. Grilled. Poached. Steamed. Cured. Raw.” “So I brought a cooking set!” Tuxam - “Every way… Possible?” Arupek - “Yup!” “Oh—Wait… No. I was thinking we could make sushi for Badobarm, but we don’t have rice.” “Do you think it is already too late…?” “Hm. You think if I ran fast enough, we could buy rice in your lord’s kingdom?”

Tuxam, who sits there not expecting this

[welcometoteyvat]

Xiao visits Mt. Tianheng one autumn day, when the eternal yellow ginkgo leaves have started drifting off their branches. In the small inner courtyard of the thaumaturges’ residence, Chongyun is meditating quietly; breathing slow, eyes closed, sitting cross-legged on the ground. Xiao slowly approaches, careful not to disturb him.

“Xiao! You’re back!” Chongyun opens his eyes, beaming brightly up at him.

Something impossibly warm washes over Xiao. Chongyun’s pure heart is ever so radiant, like a little ball of light. He can’t help it—he tilts Chongyun’s face up, presses a tender kiss on his waiting lips.

“Yes, I’m back.”

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now on ao3!

[figs-oliomedley]

JESTRO WAS GONNA BE A KNIGHT IN SEASON 5

LANCE WAS THE ONE WHO MADE FUN OF HIM FOR BEING A BAD KNIGHT WHEN THEY WERE KIDS

@knightly-bastard SAID SEASON 5 WAS GONNA BE MORE LANCE-CENTRIC

THERE WAS GONNA BE D R A M A-

[anrisimps]

Henceforth Im only going to be thinking about Kishiar tugging off Yuder's stockings with his teeth for the rest of the week OR Emperor Kishiar taking off his newlywed concubine Yuder's stocking off on their wedding night.

[ofbardsandmen]

childhood, boyhood, youth. and brotherhood. | elzer and the ragbros headcanon

i MUST get a confirmation that elzer had a significant role in diluc's and kaeya's life when they were children, less as a helper in the winery, and more as their older brother figure. there must be some events surrounding the 3 of them especially during those days spent in the winery. we know crepus took him in for work when he was a young lad, older than diluc, yes, but not that much older, i dare assume. a good few years between them would make elzer a perfect candidate for the older brother figure diluc never had considering he himself was one after kaeya joined the ragnvindr family. and so, i like to imagine elzer as the favorite target of teasing of the two younger boys, target of silly pranks and random, weird, and sometimes uncomfortable questions, but also as their beacon of maturity and someone worth respecting, someone whose word would inspire awe and would ever so often serve as the only truth. and in truth, i am an older sibling myself, so i can't quite imagine it, but perhaps some of you can, as i heard it was spoken of - the image of an older sibling in the younger's eyes - a god, and idol and a rival all in one. i imagine it was like that with elzer and the ragbros. elzer tells them a story, a scary myth, a legend, to scare them on purpose (because, sometimes, most of the times, it is PURE joy to mess around with youngsters), kaeya says it's bullshit, no such thing exists. diluc agrees, obviously. and yet they find themselves later that day, or more precisely, late in the night, hiding under diluc's blanket and wondering if said legend might be true after all. in any case, neither of them fall asleep that night, nor the ones after, and neither show or speak of their suspicions and fear, especially not in front of elzer.

[infinite-orangepeel]

fyi the lumineers wrote cleopatra about steddie & this is my proof

‘And I left the footprints, the mud stain on the carpet/And it hardened like my heart did when you left town’

‘But I must admit it, that I would marry you in an instant/Damn your wife, I'd be your mistress just to have you around’

‘But I was late for this, late for that, late for the love of my life/And when I die alone, when I die alone, die I'll be on time’

[miserymisume]

🌿🤝🪐

calling someone's minecraft creation a toilet

[mushtoons]

us: haha we're so normal about our 12 leo headcanon!

also us: shamelessly refreshing the transfem leo tag for any new fanart and stuff for her every few hours like,